Slap Happy

L7合唱團 Slap Happy歌詞
1.Crackpot Baby

Crackpot baby at a quarter to three
Remind me, advise me to,
Remind me to, ignore you
Crackpot baby, with the resume on
Crackpot baby, quarter to three
God no, another theory
Gakked out-strategy
Two dozen roses past leery
Crackpot baby, with the resume on


2.On My Rockin' Machine

Place my bet on my rockin' machine
Put it down, put it down, make it clean
On my rockin' machine
Faster, faster
Slower, slower


3.Lackey

Got a lot that i want to do
I've got the feet, but i don't have the shoes
Yeah, yes yes ma'am
Wash it down with how great i am
I want a lackey
Looks like you
Won't fuss and wine
I want a lackey
Could be you
My friend has one and i want one too
I want a lackey, check out a lackey
Andale, make it quick
Lay it on, lay it on thick
Light my smokes, fill my glass
Pucker up and kiss my big white ass
Small time, small mind
I want a lackey


4.Human

We don't share the same rung with you
First glance, organic material not true
It appears to be human
But its not
Your shell's a canister with nothing inside
Third rate substance you cleverly disguise
It appears to be human
You're not worthy of gravity and space
Total destruction puts a smile on our face
It appears to be human


5.Livin' Large

We're livin' large in our own little way
We're livin large and we don't get paid
We're livin' large in our own little way
Got some lemons, make some kickass lemonade
We're livin' large, and we got a lot
We're livin' large, a certain je ne sais quoi
We're livin' large and we got a lot
What they call a certain je ne sais quoi
We're livin' large


6.Freeway

Parked on the freeway, sippin' from a can
Parked on the freeway, fuck it man
Parked on the freeway, sippin' from a can
Parked on the freeway, he's our man
Yeah, he's our man
Don't burn the dog
Go get the gun


7.Stick To The Plan

Stick to the plan
Stick to the plan, man
Grasping at straws
Now i'm grasping at straws
You've got me grasping at straws
He's a motivator
He's got a wire inside
A chronic masturbator
With love in his eyes
He's a motivator
He's got a wire inside
A happy masturbator
With love in his eyes
Stay on the high
Stay on the high, sigh


8.War With You

Hope her hands are soft
You're so easily bruised
Not too terribly bright
And she likes to be used
My skins growing tough, so tough
No, no, no, no
My skins growing tough, so tough
I'm at war with you
Iron fist for you
No she won't speak her mind
You can't handle the truth
Must be losing her sight
You're getting long in the tooth
I'm at war with you
Iron fist for you


9.Long Green

When the long green comes in
Have a party for all of my friends
Yeah, baby, yeah
Go for the neck
Yeah, baby, yeah
Oh yeah you bet
Razor blades, draw me a bath
Basta, basta, basta
Yeah, baby, yeah
Hung out to sweat
Yeah, baby, yeah
Oh yeah, you bet
When the long green comes in
Have a party for all of my friends
When the long green comes in
Have a party and i won't let you in
Yeah


10.Little One

I know your scared and little uptight
Things just have not been right
Be alright, it'll be alright
We're gonna have fun tonight, yeah
My little one
A lot of shit is on your mind
Blow it off there ain't much time
The road is rocky and painfully slow
Just crack the whip and go, go, go, go
My little one


11.Freezer Burn

Freezer burn watch you thaw
Suck it in, big guffaw
Freezer burn, shut your mouth
I know what your braying about
Freezer burn
All my life, once bit twice
Freezer burn watch you pose
Roll my eyes, hold my nose
Freezer burn shut your mouth
I know what your yelping about,
Freezer burn
Patience in vain, you'll never change
All my life, once bit twice
Everlasting


12.Mantra Down

Got my mantra down, hey
Ultra violet light, such a violent life
Ultra violent life